You'd know if I tell you. But will I?
We’re all stuck here together at the airport. Your husband walked away as soon as you started complaining. Why on earth do you keep talking…
And please don’t brag about your 3 year old. I can assure you she’s far from a prodigy. I’ve seen dogs better behaved and with higher IQ.
Pissy, Grumpy Southwest Passenger
I don’t know why but it really pisses me off when someone I haven’t talked to in years sends me a facebook message asking, “So, are you married yet with 3 kids?”
Like….Fuck you, I don’t exist just so I could pop out children.
I have fucking goals that don’t include getting married and being a stay at home mom. You fat fuck. And do you see any wedding pictures yet? No? Do you see any baby pictures? No???? Then the answer is no, bitch.